|Here kappa kappa kappa...|
http://www.pechakucha.org/presentations/how-to-survive-a-kappa-attack. You may recall that I happen to absolutely love kappa, but that doesn't mean that I am unaware of their potential danger. When I ventured around the ancient temples of Kyoto waving a cucumber, I knew what I was doing. Do not try this at home... unless you have listened to Matt's talk and you know how to survive.